Apr 06 2012
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Amazing that people still invoke the film Super Size Me and the book Fast Food Nation to argue the lack of healthfulness of McDonald’s food, but eating McDonald’s food is fine as long as you eat nothing but Activia and cabbage for a month leading up to the trip to McDonald’s, fortify yourself with Vitamin C and zinc tablets for three days before going, chew the McDonalds’ food and spit it out into a bucket instead of ingesting it, rinse your mouth for 45 minutes with a concoction of Listerine and an anti-fungal cream following your dining experience, and finally stuff your pockets full of potpourri to cover any residual odors. It’s a fucking personal matter, and as long as you eat repsonsibly, McDonald’s is just fine.
